Salty Sayings

If you are really curious of getting pinch and punch in sayings, please refer Mark Twain, the american writer, critics and a fan of real life science fiction. Actually, Mark Twain invested whatever he earned in developing sometimes useful and mostly useless science machines.

His sayings are one of the most quoted ones, all of them will make you laugh and think afterward. Lets have some ->

• When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
• If you have nothing to say, say nothing.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
• We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.
• Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
• Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.
• Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
• Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
• The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
• The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
• What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

Read them and then decide which one you like.